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Ginger. Football is my one true love. Harry Potter and Coldplay are the loveliest. Getting my Human Biology degree will literally be the death of me. {Barcelona, BVB, Spain NT, Polish NT, a strange assortment of English clubs, random attractive people} Messi>>>>Ronaldo {Xavi is my favorite and if you don’t like him then I don’t want to be your friend.}

schweinsteigirl:

elreus:

so today i talked to my mom and she was like

"your life goal better not be turning into one of those wags ok"

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always rebloggin this

#askjesus: Why are your eyes so pretty ?

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

rxogers:

schweinsteigirl:

elreus:

so today i talked to my mom and she was like

"your life goal better not be turning into one of those wags ok"

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always rebloggin this

#what do you mean mom #the only aim of my life is to become a wag #im living for that #what’s ur point

chelsea-number-9:

Eden Hazard is sassier than you!
click the picture to see it better :)

chelsea-number-9:

Eden Hazard is sassier than you!

click the picture to see it better :)